PUBLIC MENACE
AT LARGE SINCE FOREVER
Nobody knows where he came from. Four separate agencies have opened files and quietly closed them again. He cannot be caught, reasoned with, housetrained or discouraged. He is now, for reasons nobody has explained, on Solana. Nobody has managed to stop him. He is now, somehow, on Solana.
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THE FILE
most of it is missingSubject first appeared behind a ████████ in ████████████. No collar. No chip. No paperwork. He was, according to the first responding officer, ██████████████████.
Three containment attempts were authorised. All three concluded early. Officers report that the subject does not flee, does not fight, and does not ████████████ — he simply continues doing what he was already doing, and it is always worse than what you interrupted.
Attempts to determine origin returned ████████. A lab in ██████ denies ever holding him. Their fence is ████████.
The file was closed on the grounds that continuing to document the subject was ████████████████.
INCIDENT LOG
this is only the ones we foundDO NOT OPEN
call nobody i wouldn't seriously B.W.H. out of order
since always 🍌🍌🍌 STALL 3 ✖
you were warned. the sound makes it worse.
THE ARCADE
six ways to make it worseTHE GALLERY
tap one. sound is on the other side.BUNKEE
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THE BILL
There is no roadmap. There was never going to be a roadmap. Bunkee does not plan things — he arrives at them. The token exists because he ended up on Solana and nobody has been able to remove him from it.